Who we are
I’m just a guy with a blog. I collect no information about my visitors. I don’t even know how metrics work in WordPress.
Comments
I don’t want comments on my site. If you like my posts please link them on Bluesky or wherever. Sharing these ideas is way more important to me than, like, numbers.
Cookies
Does WordPress set cookies automatically? I hope not. I don’t plan to use cookies for anything, and if WordPress does set cookies, I’m never going to know about it or look at them, because, and I cannot stress this enough, I do not give a shit.
Who we share your data with
No one! I don’t even have your goddamn data!
How long we retain your data
See above!
What rights you have over your data
What data? WHAT DATA??
Where your data is sent
NOWHERE! NARNIA! THE MOON! THERE’S NO DATA!